So… Science is weird. Sometimes we can’t even understand how something happens, we simply arrive at the conclusion that science is weird. Because it is easier than poking at the mechanics of it. Here’s few things that my brain automatically pushes aside to the ‘weird science’ zone.
Toned Down Time Travel
Time travel is a super cool fascinating thing. We’ve seen movies about it, read stories about it and there must be atleast one time when we imagined how cool it’d be if it’s real. Too bad it’s not invented yet. But the next possible thing to a time machine is treadmill. After one hour on a treadmill, it’d be like, what year is it?🤣 It doesn’t take people to past or future but atleast dabbles with time and slows it down.
Another wierd workout in a science-y way is plank. Whoever invented it must have been a scientist who tried and failed in creating a time machine. He should have been like ‘meh, I’ll settle with planks for now’. Because time literally stops when you do plank.
Everything is exciting about going shopping isn’t it? It’s fun, it’s colorful and who doesn’t love to go shopping, right? I for one, would go to get some grocery, see a nice shoe but end up buying a nail polish.😄
Shopping malls must have been designed by husbands who are terrified of their shopaholic wives. Why? Because the most hostile combo to ever exist on this planet must be shopping mall floors and human feet. Walking for two hours outdoor? No problem. But inside a shopping mall? All is great for the first ten minutes. Don’t even imagine wearing shoes with heels. It’s a torture cycle designed in hell. You literally have to drag your feet to the last aisle where your favorite cookie is.
That’s where your eyesight baffles you! Your eyes automatically works like a 7x sniper scope for the cookie box at the far end of the mall. But it somehome misses an object a few feet away on the floor.
Also, you don’t even have to actually look at the not-so-close, least favorite relative who is few feet away. Your brain already knows before your eyes and you carefully walk the opposite way. Of course, he’d be doing the same too, no doubt about it. Don’t even think about making eye contact with him. Unless you wish for an awkward conversation of the month.
All Work and No Play
Ever been in a situation where you have so many things to do in a short time span but you have no idea where or how to start? A huge list of things to do stays untouched in the post-it note. Household chores, cooking, grocery shopping, all things blogging, and other hundred things. Meh, I’ll just take a nap instead. 😄
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